Post by Jeff Hardy on May 1, 2009 17:02:55 GMT -5
(Camera Zooms nto Todd Grisham Interviewing Jeff Hardy)
Todd: Jeff Hardy, in the very first episode of Monday Night Raw, you face Rey Mysterio and Carlito in a triple threat ladder match, for the WWE Intercontinental Championship. How do you feel about the match?
Hardy: Rey Mysterio, you are the biggest little man in the wrestlng industry and I gotta give you credit man, you have done some great things, I mean, you're The Ultimate Underdog! But size does matter in this match! Because you're too small to even reach the belt! As for you Carlito, you're just a moron! You think you're cool just because you can spit bits of apple into people's faces? Well you disgust me! I shall win the match and be the first ever, WWE Intercontinental Champion!!!
(Hardy walks away)
Todd: Jeff Hardy, in the very first episode of Monday Night Raw, you face Rey Mysterio and Carlito in a triple threat ladder match, for the WWE Intercontinental Championship. How do you feel about the match?
Hardy: Rey Mysterio, you are the biggest little man in the wrestlng industry and I gotta give you credit man, you have done some great things, I mean, you're The Ultimate Underdog! But size does matter in this match! Because you're too small to even reach the belt! As for you Carlito, you're just a moron! You think you're cool just because you can spit bits of apple into people's faces? Well you disgust me! I shall win the match and be the first ever, WWE Intercontinental Champion!!!
(Hardy walks away)